A Troupe of Farting Penguins

No self respecting vaudeville show should be without one!
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Noises...

A page of obscure noises

Impending Hastings rumble (w/ added noise)

...there I am, busy drawing unsuitable sound effects when I'm suddenly distracted by determined teenage boys en route to an impending scrap in Hastings town centre - happily I haven't been personally involved in one of these for many years (as the great PaulMcCartney&MichaelJackson might've said - 'I'm a lover not a fighter')

A hat made of noise

...oh not again!

...someone went & switched the animal noises while you were asleep...