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Showing posts with label pants. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pants. Show all posts
Friday 14 April 2023
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Friday 9 November 2018
Thursday 23 August 2018
Friday 20 April 2018
Thursday 19 March 2015
Monster facts #14
That knocking sound in the wardrobe? That'll be the monster hiding in there with his carrier bag full of wire coat hangers (you always wondered where they came from huh?)
More Monster Facts™? Hot foot it over to HERE!
More Monster Facts™? Hot foot it over to HERE!
Labels:
cat,
coathangers,
illustration,
monster,
monster facts,
pants,
pen & ink,
sketch,
socks,
wardrobe
Tuesday 27 January 2015
Tiger pants
Labels:
animals,
children's illustration,
illustration,
jungle,
pants,
steve may,
tiger,
tigers,
underpants
Saturday 20 September 2014
Monster Facts #11
Monster Facts - Even monsters have to do their laundry but are often less than happy if anybody sees them doing it - usually best to leave them to it... (see 'monsters & vegetarianism')
Labels:
humour,
laundry,
monster,
monster facts,
pants,
pen and ink,
underpants
Thursday 31 July 2014
It's Thursday! Jump around in your pants!
It's Thursday, the sun's out, it's probably the only sensible thing to do. Tell your boss 'Steve said it'd be fine'* grab a glass of something cold & head out there!
*NB 'fine' can be a somewhat moveable feast
*NB 'fine' can be a somewhat moveable feast
Wednesday 16 July 2014
The Wednesday creature
Monster fact : Bloodthirsty monsters always have Wednesdays off to catch up on laundry / e-mails etc.
Here is a candid pen & ink picture of a monster washing his smalls (the artist was nearly devoured in the process of drawing this, monsters are NOTORIOUSLY touchy - I don't make this sh*t up you know!)
Here is a candid pen & ink picture of a monster washing his smalls (the artist was nearly devoured in the process of drawing this, monsters are NOTORIOUSLY touchy - I don't make this sh*t up you know!)
Labels:
children's illustration,
creature,
fact,
illustration,
laundry,
monster,
monster facts,
pants,
pen & ink,
underpants,
Wednesday
Tuesday 6 August 2013
Repent!
Labels:
bear,
god,
hell,
illustration,
pants,
pen & ink,
repent,
sketch,
sketchbook,
underpants,
wicker man,
y-fronts
Monday 20 May 2013
Fun license revoked!
Yep, the men from the Ministry of Fun never stop & woe betide you if you overuse your fun license...
Labels:
fun,
fun license,
ice cream,
illustration,
ministry of fun,
pants,
pen and ink,
sketchbook,
underpants,
wheels
Saturday 10 November 2012
Sunday 28 October 2012
Pumpkins, the disappointment...
Tuesday 4 October 2011
Wednesday 8 June 2011
Plummeting Pants!
To further scientifically prove the age old popularity of falling underpants 'Boy Zero - Wannabe Hero - Mystery of the Plummeting Pants' written by Peter Millet published by Faber & illustrated by yours truly has been nominated for a junior fiction award in New Zealand
In celebration here's a picture of General Pandemonium the villain of the piece after his pants have fallen off! I'm too good to you all! : )You can see more here!
& you can buy a copy here
Labels:
boy zero,
children's books,
pants,
Peter Millett,
superhero
Monday 7 March 2011
Saturday 31 July 2010
Guardian All Ears 31st July
I was thinking of drawing a complex baroque portrait of Brian Ferry in a bath chair but then thought 'f*** it, I'll draw some pants instead'!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/2010/jul/31/michael-holden-all-ears
(Article by Michael Holden)
Buying some drinks to take outside, I noticed that the pub had filled with men who were exceptionally big. Not in the gym-fit sense, but in the genetically vast sense, and all wearing sensible shoes. So who were they? Cops? Rugby players? Some unholy hybrid of both? The only thing I learned for sure was that they knew a bit about Roxy Music.
Man 1 (clearly the leader) "They weren't that good on Jonathan Ross."
Man 2 (whose function seemed to be to orchestrate the collective response to anything said by Man 1) "No, they weren't."
Man 1 "I went to that 80s thing, that festival. He was there, what was he called? Howard Jones! He was all right. Carol Decker, never had much time for her. Kim Wilde …"
Man 2 (eyes wide)"How was she?"
Man 1 "Well, you still would."
Man 2 "Not half."
(Rest of group "Wahey!")
Man 1 "Then it's Rick Astley. I tell you what, though, he's got the chat. People loved him. Blokes were throwing their pants on stage!"
Man 2 "Mental!"
Man 1 "I saw Ferry do a solo gig at Wembley 20 years ago. You wanna hear the other stuff, but he's just doing his solo stuff. But they weren't all that on Jonathan Ross."
Man 3 (rhetorical) "Well Eno's not there is he?"
Man 1 "Tell you what, I tried to get tickets for Manilow, for the wife and mother-in-law. 249 quid!"
Man 2 "Fuck off!"
Man 1 "Yeah, but what can you do?"
Man 2 (reconciling himself to Manilow's price prerogative) "Yeah."
Labels:
All Ears,
Michael Holden,
pants,
Rick Astley,
Roxy Music,
steve may,
the Guardian
Tuesday 16 March 2010
Boy Zero inside illustration
A sneak preview of some of the inside illustrations from new children's book 'Boy Zero Wannabe Hero - Mystery of the Plummeting Pants'(!) published by Faber
you can pre-order it here
http://www.faber.co.uk/work/boy-zero-wannabe-hero/9780571252473/
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