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Showing posts with label advent. Show all posts
Showing posts with label advent. Show all posts

Tuesday, 24 December 2013

Advent of Unwanted Gifts #24 (slight return)

Superfluous smellies. (& you wanted a f***ing iPad™)

Why not collect the series of Unwanted Gifts?

But remember, just be nice to each other & give the rampant consumerism a miss huh?

Merry Christmas! x

Saturday, 5 January 2013

Unwanted gifts (one that got away)

I think I'd sneakily like one of these to be truthful (although the 'Breville home stigmata toaster'™ might be a little beyond the pale...)

Sunday, 23 December 2012

Advent of unwanted gifts #23

Bottle of 'Nan-booze'.

Snowball?!? Everybody knows Advocaat is mainly composed of phlegm (probably) & eggs - We can mainly blame the Belgians for that!

Thursday, 20 December 2012

Advent of unwanted gifts #20

Unfortunately timed fancy dress costume*

*& one in the eye for all you smug 'I ALWAYS buy my Xmas presents early to avoid the rush' types!

Wednesday, 19 December 2012

Tuesday, 18 December 2012

Advent of unwanted gifts #18

 Inappropriate jigsaw puzzle*.


* I always hated jigsaws as a kid, they're even worse if you're without discernible limbs.

Sunday, 16 December 2012

Friday, 14 December 2012

Advent of unwanted gifts #14


Anti-hypo-allergenic make up kit.*


*not tested on nice animals (or even nasty ones)

Thursday, 13 December 2012

Advent of unwanted gifts #13

Over-fussy 'coffee experience delivery system' - destined to be used on precisely 4 occasions before thinking 'f*** this, where's that jar of Gold Blend'*

* see also; juicers, the Breville pie-maker, anything kitchen-shaped to do with George Foreman etc.

Wednesday, 12 December 2012

Advent of unwanted gifts #12

Dual purpose novelty Donald Trump / One Direction hairpiece.

Tuesday, 11 December 2012

Advent of unwanted gifts #11

Spurious kitchen gadget.

NB I have NOT made this up

Monday, 10 December 2012

Advent of unwanted gifts #10

Idiot mittens.

NB whilst finishing this the other day I sudden realised I'd unconsciously nicked the basic idea from another illustration so in fairness here's a link to that - let's call it 'homage' rather than theft huh?


Saturday, 8 December 2012

Advent of unwanted gifts #8

Tangerine.*

* qv "in my day we just got a tangerine & a few nuts"(© everybody's nan.)
       

Friday, 7 December 2012

Advent of unwanted gifts #7

Well meaning charity goat gift card.

(& you wanted a f***ing iPad!)

Thursday, 6 December 2012

Advent of unwanted gifts # 6

Crappy TV tie-in annual.*

*Recipe - quickly re-hash old TV scripts together add a few photos then season with a healthy dollop of contempt for the buying public.